Oh Dear. I just scalped Barbie. Well, one of them.
I’m slowly putting together, albeit inadvertently, a Barbie ParaOlympic team.
We have One Handed Regular Barbie (the Pup got hold of her some time back), she’s going to be the Swimming Gold Medal holder for sure.
We have One Legged Sporty Barbie (she got sucked into the Vortex of Doom that is my vacuum cleaner a while back), she will be our Sprinter Gold Medalist. I’ll make her leg out of a lolly stick.
We have Half Face Barbie (also lost her good looks to the plastic-loving mutt), I think she would make the best Archer. She has one good eye. She will definitely be in line to win Gold.
And now we have the latest competitor. Pixie cut/balding Light......
I’m slowly putting together, albeit inadvertently, a Barbie ParaOlympic team.
We have One Handed Regular Barbie (the Pup got hold of her some time back), she’s going to be the Swimming Gold Medal holder for sure.
We have One Legged Sporty Barbie (she got sucked into the Vortex of Doom that is my vacuum cleaner a while back), she will be our Sprinter Gold Medalist. I’ll make her leg out of a lolly stick.
We have Half Face Barbie (also lost her good looks to the plastic-loving mutt), I think she would make the best Archer. She has one good eye. She will definitely be in line to win Gold.
And now we have the latest competitor. Pixie cut/balding Light......
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up, sparkling Barbie (who lost a little of her sparkle when she disappeared into the bowels of The Beast, with alarming speed, by her hair). She isn’t physically challenged, as such, but she is VERY depressed and currently being seen by Ken, the Psychiatrist.
So, there we have it. I think the only complete Barbie left in the basket is Mermaid Barbie and a Horse belonging to one of the ParaOlympians. Sucks that she can’t ride it. Tail gets in the way.
So, there we have it. I think the only complete Barbie left in the basket is Mermaid Barbie and a Horse belonging to one of the ParaOlympians. Sucks that she can’t ride it. Tail gets in the way.