Bottles of Lemonade hold an impossible amount of fizz. What is it in the lemonade recipe that isn’t added to other fizzy drinks? I spend stupid amounts of time gingerly opening the lid, a millimetre at a time, letting farty bits of gas out and then…..quickly closing it, before the eruption of lemonade threatens to reach the rim and drown me, the house and the surrounding villages.
A little bit of lemonade goes a long, long, long…..long way. Mostly under the fridge. The edges of the kitchen draws stay sticky for a month. As does the dog. Last time we had a lemonade volcano, he sat like the good boy he is, waiting patiently for a treat and he couldn't get back up. His butthole and surrounding hairs had welded to the floor.
I’m sure if we could harness that fizziness, we could top up the National Grid. I shall have to give that some thought…..
A little bit of lemonade goes a long, long, long…..long way. Mostly under the fridge. The edges of the kitchen draws stay sticky for a month. As does the dog. Last time we had a lemonade volcano, he sat like the good boy he is, waiting patiently for a treat and he couldn't get back up. His butthole and surrounding hairs had welded to the floor.
I’m sure if we could harness that fizziness, we could top up the National Grid. I shall have to give that some thought…..