- Don’t think I don’t know you jump up on the sofa every time I go upstairs. Coz *I know*!
- If you stop following the vacuum cleaner around the house you will never have to run away from it with your tail tucked up your crack, like the pusillanimous canine you are. It won’t sneak up on you. By nature, it isn’t very stealthy.
- The kids are NEVER going to give you a bite of their Jammy Dodger. Give it up.
- Scrabbling up your blanket in your bed will just make it uncomfy. That’s why you like the sofa. Leave it.
- No matter how hard you run at the door, and from what distance, you will still NEVER open it. Did the last thousand times not teach you ANYthing? You’re going to try it again, aren’t you? Coz you’re THAT stupid.
- If you eat many more Crayolas you'll start pooping rainbows
- When you ram your very fine fangs into a balloon, it *will* burst. Fact. Why are you always surprised?
- No matter how much you lick your bowl after you've finished your nosh, it won't regenerate. When it's gone. It's gone.
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